Here are some things I used to suck at, but can now do:
-After a lifetime of struggle, I've finally gotten my digestive system to balance out. That's right guys, I'm now one of those people who poops on the regular.
|Oh heavens to Betsy, Mabel, why didn't you tell me?|
-After 8 years of training and 4 years of practice, I finally rinse out the kitchen washrag between uses.
-I can French braid my hair perfectly. Without a mirror.
-I can broil garlic bread without burning it.
-I can have an orgasm.
-I can shave my armpits without cutting myself.
-I can ride my bicycle 3 miles straight without having an asthma attack.
|OMG! I made it to the end of the driveway without an inhaler!|
How about you guys? What are your small (but not-so-small) accomplishments?