Vegan Recipe Contest! Best One Wins A Personalized Drawing!

I'm going to try out the vegan thing.  No, don't make fun of me.  It's a very practical health choice, as well as a stand against animal cruelty and the disgusting way we eat in this country.  Click here if you want an idea of what I'm talking about.  Warning: don't be eating when you click that link.

Also, Wilbur:

 

Uh...point made?  I think so.

Anywho, I want recipes.  Easy, simple, healthful vegan recipes.  I am willing to pay for these.  With a million dollars, a bucket full of jelly beans, a hand-knitted throw blanket with kittens on it, and a brand new iPod.

Just kidding.  Best recipe wins a personalized drawing from me.  You get to choose what I draw for you!  And it will be yours, and you can get it put on a t-shirt or an apron or a button or even underwear, if that's how you roll, at Zazzle.com.

I searched Google Images for "funny underwear" and much hilarity transpired.  This was merely the best of what I uncovered.  

From ItsNotBadAtAll.com.

The Deets:

Deadline: 8 pm Wednesday, January 17 (that's tomorrow night, guys).

Rules: Must be vegan, meaning made with zero animal products of any kind (including meat, dairy, honey, etc).  Must be healthful (meaning not crazy high in sugar, fat, or sodium).  Must be reasonably simple (I'm not going to spend 5 hours cooking dinner for myself).  If you win, I will draw you something of your choosing.  I'm not a prude, and if you ask me to draw a giraffe penis chances are I will accommodate that.  But I am reserving the right to deny any request on the basis of obscenity, hatefulness, or anything else I deem entirely inappropriate.

Recipes submitted to the Jill Of All Trades Facebook page will also be considered.


Protip: If you're going to submit a recipe, you can't submit anonymously if you want to win!  It's very easy to comment with a Google account.  :)


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