Gave Up On The Internet Already, And Not Just Because It Sounded So Lame.

Well.  That was fun.

I have officially deleted all my profiles and given up on internet dating.  Only took about 2 weeks.

I had the following experiences:


-Guy so gross and awful that I got on the wrong bus to avoid him.

-One-night stand guy who wanted to define the relationship the next day.

-Guy who was nice enough at first and then freaked out that I didn't want anything serious and called me "ruined."

-Guy who's actually super sweet and we're still friends.

-Guy from Craigslist who's now like my total bff.

-Guy who seems pretty cool so far, and makes a lot of hilarious and inappropriate jokes.

-Racist guy, as mentioned previously.

-A shit ton of "Hey baby" messages.

-A lot of dead-end conversations.




Perhaps most importantly, I've had a bit of an ego boost.  I have realized that I'm totally cute enough to get dates outside of the internet...mostly because I'm cuter than 95% of the dudes online.

I've also now had some practice with dating, which is good (even though it sucked) because I didn't know what I was doing before at all.

I'm back to square one, in some ways, just because the same old "so...how do I meet people?" question has cropped back up.  But I feel like I'm going into it with more experience, confidence, and discretion than I did before, even if there's no less desperation.

Also some really funny stories.


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