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Monday, January 23, 2012

Creepy Old Bus Men Say The Nicest Things

"Hey Miss...uh, I don't mean to be embarrassing, but you have very nice legs. Very nice legs.




You know what, Mr. Creepy Old Bus Man? That definitely WAS embarrassing, given that you're a good forty years older than I am and that everyone on the bus heard you. But I will TAKE it, and thank you! Because I have been complimented by strangers on everything from my shoes to my tits to my hair, but never once has a stranger, even a creepy one, told me I have nice legs.




So thank you. Clearly I'm desperate if I'm accepting that compliment, but fuck it...it was nice.




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5 comments:

  1. You have no idea how funny I find this. Just try to picture it, okay?

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  2. These types of things happen to me a lot especially because there are tons of creepers in NYC. SOmetimes they are hilarious, but you usually I just want to say " are you for real?"

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  3. you take what you can get these days...with the recession and all !!

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  4. Haha! Sometimes I like creepy compliments... if the person seems harmless and sincere. That's a random thing to say to someone younger.. "you have nice legs." I would've been flattered, too.

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