How To Flirt With Guys...According To The Internet

I mentioned recently how I got desperate enough to learn how to flirt that I Googled it.  For real.  I just went to Google and typed in "How to flirt with guys."

I figured that I should share what I learned.  It's only fair.  I mean, otherwise I'd have the advantage over the rest of you, and all the men would come flocking to me because of my new power-flirting skills and totally ignore the rest of you.

What the Internet says about flirting:


1. There must be a creepy amount of sustained eye contact.

2. Throw all feminism out the window.

 

3.  Pay attention to your personal appearance (not that appearance is what matters!!!! Except it is).

You should also smell good, dance well, not be too shy, not be too slutty, and master the art of "breaking the touch barrier."

Obviously, I have all of these skills.  Which is why you guys are totally screwed unless you follow every rule I've posted here.


Sites I cited (so I don't get yelled at for not giving credit or anything):

Ezine Articles
Relationship Black Book
Squidoo
Buzzle
Flirtzone

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